My allergies/ asthma/ bronchitis are so bad, I have
1) taken a Prilosec
2) inhaled 2 squirts of Veramyst
3) done 2 puffs of Symbicort
4) taken 1 Clarithromycin
5) taken 3 Prednisone
6) did a nebulizer treatment
7) drank an Airborne, because I guess it can't hurt.
Now I know what old people feel like when they have to take an entire meal of pills. Wait. I'm almost 50 and falling apart at the seams.
Hello Kettle? This is Pot. You're black.